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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 16:38
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Probability of Asteroid 2024 YR4 hitting the Moon increases - theregister.com
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
How to watch George Clooney in ‘Good Night, and Good Luck’ live for free - New York Post
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Strike by Safeway, Albertsons workers to start Sunday in 4 Colorado cities - The Denver Post
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Concerns About the US Economy Continue to Grow While Its Forecasts Shrink - splinter.com
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
SpaceX launches Falcon 9 from Vandenberg SFB Saturday afternoon - KSBY News
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nick Jonas Set As KISS Singer Paul Stanley In STX Movie ‘Shout It Out Loud’ - Deadline
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Giants Activate Jerar Encarnacion - MLB Trade Rumors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Compass files lawsuit against Zillow over home listings policy - AP News
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Then came..
Still no good